You can be your own spotlight

So someone told me to update my blog, to give her something to read to improve her english. Even though, really, there are so many amazing articles/stories by so many amazing writers out there, I can't even wrap my mind around it.


Today I shall talk about, the miracle that is Star Trek. I cannot shut up about it. I can't believe I got into this a year late, it's like, where have i been? But that does not negate its amazing-ness. The Cast! The Plot! The Lensflares! JJ Abrams may be my new hero, except for the part where that spot has been taken by Zachary Quinto. Or Chris Pine, I haven't really decided.

Does that look like a good time, or what?

I have to admit, I was previously not a fan of Zachary Quinto, aka Sylar. Heroes was a little...convoluted? Zach basically spent his scenes working the well-defined eyebrows and angular features, slicing cheerleaders heads open, which I guess is equal parts awesome and creepy, since I think he ate the brains. But now he's Spock, the logical emo-repressive half-Vulcan with and Epic Bromance!

Spock. He is awesome. Young Spock is a button!

Young Spock (to bullies): I presume you have prepared new insults for me today.

Bully: Affermative.

Young Spock: This id your 35th attempt to illicit an emotional response from me.

See! Awesome! What 12? year old talks like that? Young Spock, that's who.

On the other hand, Chris Pine. At first glance, he brings to mind a kind of...pretty boy airhead frat boy. I'm sorry. He is, of course very good looking, which I think tends to be a kind of all encompassing factor in his landing roles for movies, seeing as how his past claims to fame was a Princess Diaries sequel and a Lindsay Lohan movie. So his casting in Star Trek probably came as a surprise to some. Would he be able to pull off the role of Captain Kirk, the shoot-first-ask-questions-later, genius level repeat offender, youngest captain in Starfleet history, savior of Earth? The answer turns out to be: Why, yes. yes he can.

Chris Pine as Captain Kirk: Bar brawler. Vulcan provoker. Incidental hotass.

James T. Kirk: What is it with you, Spock? Hm? Your planet was just destroyed, your mother murdered, and you're not even upset!
Spock: If you are presuming that these experiences in any way impede my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken.
James T. Kirk: And yet you were the one who said that fear was necessary for command. Did you see his ship? Did you see what he did?
[pause]
Spock: Yes, of course I did.
James T. Kirk: So are you afraid or aren't you?
Spock: I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion.
James T. Kirk: Then why don't you stop me?
Spock: Step away from me, Mister Kirk.
James T. Kirk: What is it like not to feel anger... or heartbreak... or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the woman that gave birth to you?
Spock: Back away from me.
James T. Kirk: You feel nothing! It must not even compute for you! You never loved her!
[Spock snaps, attacking Kirk and choking the shit out of him against the console]

The emotion inherent in this scene is so amazing, I cannot even deal.

My parting sentiment, by Spock Prime:

Space: the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Live long and prosper, bitches.

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Um, I stole the pictures from some amazing picspam/primers on Livejournal. I'm sorry please don't kill me.

How is this my life.

100 truths.

001. Real name : I'm not telling you.
002. Nickname(s) : Chris
003. Age : Still not telling.
004. Horoscope : Saggitarius.
005. Male or Female : Female
006. Elementary : I'm just going to skip some of these school questions. It's
kinda personal.
007. Middle School : 3 different ones, I think.
008. High School : 2 different ones.
009. College school : Um.
010. Hair colour : Right now? Black.
011. Long or short : Short. Long-ish in front.
012. Loud or Quiet : Silent. Like the fucking grave, man.
013. Sweats or Jeans : Jeans.
014. Phone or Camera : Camera.
015. Health freak : Occasional vegan
016. Drink or Smoke : Drink.
017. Do you have a crush on someone : I have crushes on a lot of someones in different countries.
Oh, and they're famous.
018. Eat or Drink : Drink.
019. Piercings : 5 on each ear so far. Getting my tongue and lip pierced end of
this year. (Hopefully)
020. Tattoos : Lots of plans. None yet.
021. Social or Anti-Social : Anti-social.
022. Right or Lefty : Righty.
023. First piercing : Ears in kindergarden.
024. First relationship : Um. Does my mom count?
025. First Best Friend : Um.
026. First Award : Um.
027. First Kiss : Um.
028. First Pet : A dog.
030. First Love at First Sight : Um. It might have been Pierre Bouvier from Simple Plan
back when he was still hot.
031. First Big Birthday : When I turned one. Must have been a hell of a party I slept
through.
032. First Surgery : None so far.
033. First sport you joined : Um.
034. Orange or Apple Juice : Orange.
035. Rock or Rap : Rock for certain.
036. Country or Screamo : Screamo bitches.
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys : My Chemical Romance.
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilara : Linkin Park.
039. Night or Day : Night.
040. Sun or Moon : Moon.
041. TV or Internet : Internet, baby.
042. PlayStation or xbox : Playstation.
043. Kiss or hug : Um.
044. Iguana or turtle : Turtles.
045. Spider or bee : Scorpion. Well, spider, maybe.
046. Fall or spring : Fall Out Boy.
047. Limewire or iTunes : Both, even though iTunes takes my money.
048. Soccer or baseball : Soccer.
049. Eating : Involves the consumption of food.
050. Drinking : Involves the consumption of liquids.
051. Excitement level : I'm pretty mellow right now.
052. I'm about to : Shower.
053. Listening to : Buried a Lie by Senses Fail.
054. Plan for today : Shower. Then sleep.
055. Waiting for : Um.
056. Energy level : Pretty low.
057. Thinking of someone : Bradley James. I'm sorry, okay?
058. Want kids : Hell fucking NO.
059. Want to get married : Maybe.
060. When : When i'm ready?
061. How many kids do you want : I DO NOT WANT SOUL SUCKING SPAWN.
062. Any name in mind : I'd name my sister's kid(s) Gerard is its a boy and Stapler if
its a girl. What? There's a stapler beside me.
063. What did you want to be when you were little : Can't remember. Astronaut?
064. Careers in mind : Journalism or law. But i really want to tour with a band.
As a tech, maybe.
065. Mellow future or wild : Wild. I'm mellow now.
066. Something you would never try : Becoming a monk.
067. When do you want to die : That's pretty sketchy right now. I'm fairly suicidal.
068. Lips or Eyes : Eyes.
069. Romantic or Funny : Romantic.
070. Shorter or Taller : Taller.
071. Protective or Caring : Caring.
072. Romantic or Spontaneous : Romantically spontaneous.
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms : That's pretty shallow, dude.
074. Sensitive or Loud : Sensitive, but not a fucking monk.
075. Hooked-up or Relationship : Relationship.
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant : In between. Bail money is hard to come by.
077. Muscular or Normal : Normal. Body-builders freak me out.
078. Kissed a stranger : Not yet.
079. Broken a bone : I plan on breaking a few in a mosh pit.
080. Lost glasses or contacts : Dude, funny story. I came out of a mosh pit missing a
contact lens once.
081. Ran away from home : I love my mom, man.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense : Yes.
083. Killed somebody : Probably in the future.
084. Broken some one's heart : I... Maybe? I tuned down someone's offer for a
relationship.
086. Been arrested : Not yet.
087. Cried when someone died : No shit, Sherlock.
088. Liked a friend more than a friend : Um.
089. Yourself : Yes, I am me.
090. Miracles : Are kinda... miraculous?
091. Love at first sight : Is a cliche.
092. Heaven : is that shiny place in the sky.
093. Santa Claus : Is a fat guy in a red suit that breaks into your house on Christmas.
094. Tooth fairy : Is an overzealous dentist.
095. Kiss in the first date : Maybe. Without tongue.
096. Angels : Are pretty cool.
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now? : I want to discuss social stigma with
Gerard Way and proceed to kiss under
the starry night sky, but I don't think his
wife will like that.
098. Happy with where you are in life now? : No.
099. Do you believe in God? : No.

RIP Squeaky.

RIP Squeaky.

Wheel runner.

Nut lover.

Friend.

Hamster.

I've been bullied into creating this.

Fructose. Had a few flights over concert stages. Also, he hit Gerard Way's leg once. Haven't washed him since. Hah.

Sunset. Nothing special.

Moth. Also nothing special.

I created this blog just to spite someone, despite having about... 5 blogs that I don't use? Hopefully this won't be one of them. Also hopefully I can make some friends here that are not complete douchebags.

I don't give out my full name, wanting to retain partial anonymity. I'm known as Chris to some, though. Forgive me if i correct your grammar/misspellings, as I am anal retentive like that.

Copyrighted, blah blah blah. If i find out you took them i'll just nag the living shit out of you and throw in a few death threats. These were taken by me.

I haven't gotten the hang of this whole blog thing. Probably will have HTML kinks somewhere.