How is this my life.

100 truths.

001. Real name : I'm not telling you.
002. Nickname(s) : Chris
003. Age : Still not telling.
004. Horoscope : Saggitarius.
005. Male or Female : Female
006. Elementary : I'm just going to skip some of these school questions. It's
kinda personal.
007. Middle School : 3 different ones, I think.
008. High School : 2 different ones.
009. College school : Um.
010. Hair colour : Right now? Black.
011. Long or short : Short. Long-ish in front.
012. Loud or Quiet : Silent. Like the fucking grave, man.
013. Sweats or Jeans : Jeans.
014. Phone or Camera : Camera.
015. Health freak : Occasional vegan
016. Drink or Smoke : Drink.
017. Do you have a crush on someone : I have crushes on a lot of someones in different countries.
Oh, and they're famous.
018. Eat or Drink : Drink.
019. Piercings : 5 on each ear so far. Getting my tongue and lip pierced end of
this year. (Hopefully)
020. Tattoos : Lots of plans. None yet.
021. Social or Anti-Social : Anti-social.
022. Right or Lefty : Righty.
023. First piercing : Ears in kindergarden.
024. First relationship : Um. Does my mom count?
025. First Best Friend : Um.
026. First Award : Um.
027. First Kiss : Um.
028. First Pet : A dog.
030. First Love at First Sight : Um. It might have been Pierre Bouvier from Simple Plan
back when he was still hot.
031. First Big Birthday : When I turned one. Must have been a hell of a party I slept
through.
032. First Surgery : None so far.
033. First sport you joined : Um.
034. Orange or Apple Juice : Orange.
035. Rock or Rap : Rock for certain.
036. Country or Screamo : Screamo bitches.
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys : My Chemical Romance.
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilara : Linkin Park.
039. Night or Day : Night.
040. Sun or Moon : Moon.
041. TV or Internet : Internet, baby.
042. PlayStation or xbox : Playstation.
043. Kiss or hug : Um.
044. Iguana or turtle : Turtles.
045. Spider or bee : Scorpion. Well, spider, maybe.
046. Fall or spring : Fall Out Boy.
047. Limewire or iTunes : Both, even though iTunes takes my money.
048. Soccer or baseball : Soccer.
049. Eating : Involves the consumption of food.
050. Drinking : Involves the consumption of liquids.
051. Excitement level : I'm pretty mellow right now.
052. I'm about to : Shower.
053. Listening to : Buried a Lie by Senses Fail.
054. Plan for today : Shower. Then sleep.
055. Waiting for : Um.
056. Energy level : Pretty low.
057. Thinking of someone : Bradley James. I'm sorry, okay?
058. Want kids : Hell fucking NO.
059. Want to get married : Maybe.
060. When : When i'm ready?
061. How many kids do you want : I DO NOT WANT SOUL SUCKING SPAWN.
062. Any name in mind : I'd name my sister's kid(s) Gerard is its a boy and Stapler if
its a girl. What? There's a stapler beside me.
063. What did you want to be when you were little : Can't remember. Astronaut?
064. Careers in mind : Journalism or law. But i really want to tour with a band.
As a tech, maybe.
065. Mellow future or wild : Wild. I'm mellow now.
066. Something you would never try : Becoming a monk.
067. When do you want to die : That's pretty sketchy right now. I'm fairly suicidal.
068. Lips or Eyes : Eyes.
069. Romantic or Funny : Romantic.
070. Shorter or Taller : Taller.
071. Protective or Caring : Caring.
072. Romantic or Spontaneous : Romantically spontaneous.
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms : That's pretty shallow, dude.
074. Sensitive or Loud : Sensitive, but not a fucking monk.
075. Hooked-up or Relationship : Relationship.
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant : In between. Bail money is hard to come by.
077. Muscular or Normal : Normal. Body-builders freak me out.
078. Kissed a stranger : Not yet.
079. Broken a bone : I plan on breaking a few in a mosh pit.
080. Lost glasses or contacts : Dude, funny story. I came out of a mosh pit missing a
contact lens once.
081. Ran away from home : I love my mom, man.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense : Yes.
083. Killed somebody : Probably in the future.
084. Broken some one's heart : I... Maybe? I tuned down someone's offer for a
relationship.
086. Been arrested : Not yet.
087. Cried when someone died : No shit, Sherlock.
088. Liked a friend more than a friend : Um.
089. Yourself : Yes, I am me.
090. Miracles : Are kinda... miraculous?
091. Love at first sight : Is a cliche.
092. Heaven : is that shiny place in the sky.
093. Santa Claus : Is a fat guy in a red suit that breaks into your house on Christmas.
094. Tooth fairy : Is an overzealous dentist.
095. Kiss in the first date : Maybe. Without tongue.
096. Angels : Are pretty cool.
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now? : I want to discuss social stigma with
Gerard Way and proceed to kiss under
the starry night sky, but I don't think his
wife will like that.
098. Happy with where you are in life now? : No.
099. Do you believe in God? : No.

RIP Squeaky.

RIP Squeaky.

Wheel runner.

Nut lover.

Friend.

Hamster.